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moledebater

by moledebater

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    Cassette tape version of the self-titled EP. 11 horrible songs, forever out of print. Blue shells. We probably threw one at you at a party or something.

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1.
Air Report 01:19
the air is thick with dog food, and i can see my breath. No one asking for spare change or to bum a cigarette. in minus forty weather things move kinda slow. I am no exception, can't feel my fucking toes. I need an air report, find out exactly what we're breathing. My breath smells like dog food but I swear that's not what i've been eating. someone pass the dentabone. "Plump whole chickens, choice cuts of beef, fresh grains, and all the other wholesome nutrition that your dog or cat will ever need." Eating without chewing. Dog food in my lungs. I breathe better than this Taking giant hits from pop-bottle bongs. "Plump whole chickens, choice cuts of beef, and all the bullshit "nutrition" that dog food corporations tell us that we need." Eating without chewing. Dog food in my lungs. I breathe better than this Taking monster hits from pop bottle bongs.
2.
Landlord knocking at the door Says he wants the rent and nothing more There's mold here blacker than his heart Says it's probably our fault, and to fix it up. Fuck that guy What a jerk Coughing up blood before I go to work. Mice are running on the floor Whacked six with a cane, traps got two more. Says they've been there for years Shrugs off mouse shit and knocks back a few more beers. Fuck that guy What a jerk Now I've got hantavirus and still gotta go to work.
3.
Bought a fresh pack just the other day Thought I would be okay For a week or so, or maybe more. Two days later: not a butt to show, So now I have to go To the convenience store to get some more Before I start rippin' throats out and burning buildings with my piss I just want a cigarette.
4.
We suck at this, don't know why we started. We suck at this, our friends don't come to our shows. Why still try? What's wrong with Dan's eye? We suck at this and aren't getting any better. We suck at this and you can blame us for bad weather. But we still try and still fuck up all the time. Why still try?
5.
Living every day in blissful ignorance, Throwing folks under the bus at every chance ya get. Acting every day like it'll never end, Lying to yourself, bury your head in the sand. And I feel like Sarah Connor Waiting for the bomb to fall We'll live as irrated feral ghouls In a Subway restaurant. It's all going down, down, down.
6.
Don't put cream in there! Don't add no sugar! Don't water down my coffee with your cheap suburban fillers! Drain the cup Darker than the Knight Fill it back up Again and again
7.
Land Pirate 03:00
When I grow up, I wanna be a land pirate. Steal from work and cut my bosses head off. Put some sails on my car, fly a jolly roger. Sail the concrete ocean forever. Never have to wake up to an alarm again. Never have to buckle to anyone's demands. Stop paying my insurance, never see a bill again. For me life is simple, no more hidden fees.
8.
Your stories are boring. Tales of misplaced morality and vengeance. And today seemed like such a nice day For coffee and hangouts, not raptures and hellfire. Someday I hope that you retire Your vague, outdated notions. Lay them in the funeral pyres And watch the flames rise Til they fade into sky. I don't know why. You don't know why. I don't know why. (conclusion) No one knows why! But there's beauty in not knowing In this chaotic mess A new fire begins burning On the ashes of the rest. Lay that holy book back on the table And get the weight off of your chest Free from the shackles that enable Everyone to be repressed and second guessed. This palace is shining, but your head is a mess And you don't know why. But everyone knows why.
9.
Take take take. Greedy assholes we can't shake. About as clear as it can get, Building mansions out of bullshit. Sick sick sick. Like a dog that ate chocolate, This world is dying quick. Life is short, my temper gets shorter.
10.
Fun Is Bueno 01:13
Riding high on bikes and boards Meeting up with friends at the show Hang out under the water tower Drinking and fuckin around Long nights that flew by Those friends grew up Nostalgic for what's barely past I think i'm gonna throw up Passing a joint around With everyone in the east end c.c. Singer from the squareheads was fucked up Rolling around in garbage Screaming at the top of his lungs Promoter didn't book a p.a. That show was so fucking fun Don't think i'll ever forget that day
11.
Drive big trucks for no reason, ya self important pricks. Every conversation leads to the same conclusion: you're a buncha circle-jerkin' nitwits. I'm all for taking pride in things, but not in my race. Bud lite, white pride, country music awards...you should be ashamed. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yer truck. Go fuck a pig (not the animal).

about

recorded september/october 2012 @ the stinkhaus basement (aka the molehill)
recorded and mixed by graham janz

tapes are somehow all sold out. whatever. ugh.

credits

released October 27, 2012

all songs written by moledebater
guitars and vocals--matt
drums and vocals--dan

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moledebater Brandon, Manitoba

brandon's most annoyingly prolific punk band. 2012-2017

photo by david van den bossche

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